We'd like them better if they'd lighten up a little. Have a little more fun with each other, their lives and their children. They need to turn the photographer's face off and acquire some real personalities for us to remain interested in them over the long haul.

Does this preening and penchant for oversized sunglasses hide a scared little girl? We sell crazy sunglasses, we're not sunglass pscyhologists. But it is fun to put it out there.

The stiff hip posing, the monstrous sunglasses and the Beckhams appearances at social parties is old and tired. They seem to be able to offer little except the same pose in different clothing at each event

David Beckham's time on the soccer field in Los Angeles will give the Beckhams the opportunity to make some changes to their images, in case they see the same things we see.